The point I’m trying to make is that I am the most unpleasant, rude, ignorant, and all around obnoxious asshole that anyone could possibly have the misfortune to meet. I am dismissive of the virtuous, unaware of the beautiful, and uncomprehending in the face of the happy. So if I didn’t understand I was being asked to be best man it is because I’ve never expected to be anybody’s best friend. Certainly not the best friend of the bravest, and kindest, and wisest human being I have ever had the good fortune of knowing. John, I am a ridiculous man. Redeemed only by the warmth and constancy of your friendship. But as I’m apparently your best friend, I can not congratulate you on your choice of companion. Actually, now I can. Mary, when I say you deserve this man, it is the highest compliment of which I am capable. John, you have endured war, and injury and tragic loss. So sorry again about that last one. So know this, today you sit between the woman you have your wive, and the man you have saved; In short, the two people who love you most in all this world. And I know I speak for Mary as well when I say we will never let you down, and we have a lifetime ahead to prove that.
Let’s play How Many Faces Can Martin Freeman Make In Under Two Seconds.
Oh, Mycroft, honey.
tHIS SHOULDN’T HURT AS MUCH AS IT DOES
Sherlock!AU → John as 007 and Sherlock as his Quartermaster
requested by anon
What might we deduce about his heart?
When I say run, run!
Jesus Christ, Fandom!!!
‘Take my hand…’
Sherlock and John - Hands in Reichenbach
Sherlock and Doctor Who: Here’s The Difference
Here’s the Difference:
The Doctor Who photo features a tall, slender, rather alien genius-boy running alongside a medical professional who is smitten with him.
The Sherlock photo……..Oh. OH.
Yes, but Sherlock has a long coat which billows out behind him when he runs.
The Doctor just ha-
Yes but Sherlock wears tight fitting suits and is smarter than your average human.
The Doctor’s just—
Yes, but in Doctor Who, the medical companion risks death in an attempt to save the lead character from the clutches of an evil, psychotic genius.
Wheras in Sherlock…. um……. Oh..
Yeah, but the Doctor Who companion jumps on board to help the lead even though she knows almost nothing about him and trusts him to solve their current problem that wasn’t even an issue until he arrived.
While In Sherlock… huh.
This is a thing that needs to be brought back.
Guys guys guys, you’re missing a MAJOR point.
The Doctor cannot simply die - because he regenerates; he cheats death.
Whereas Sherlock, say if he jumped off a buildi— …oh
That was uncalled for.
MY TABLET IS COVERED IN TEARS
My favorite conversation ever between two people who aren’t listening to a thing the other person says.
#I love sassy John
i hate myself for posting this *crying*
and now just fucking kick me in the guts, spit on me and throw my body to the wolves…